A conversation with a friend brought to my attention the theory that people are attracted to things that begin with the first letter of their names. My name beginning with V, I suppose that I am more likely to choose things that begin with that very letter when I am making decisions.

This being the case:

When thinking about my future, I suppose that I will marry someone named Vinny, who just might be a vampire. We will be health nuts, therefore having an endless supply of vitamins…and vegetables. After moving to Venice from a quaint little village (where we own a Victorian-style house) and selling our van, we will buy a Volvo (in some sort of vibrant color of course). Once we are in Venice, I will decide to become a ventriloquist and have my puppet play the violin. Vinny and I (and our three children, Valerie, Veronica, and Victor) will live happily ever after…until villains vandalize our vineyard and we have to move again.

the end.